Sexual Confusion

More years ago than I care to recount, I was born without any outward appendage that would cause anyone to consider me a male. At last glance, there still had not sprouted any new addition to my naturally female anatomy. Why then, am I besieged with endless emails which seem to be under the mistaken impression that I am indeed a male? Regardless of which email account or under whichever pseudonym or real name, I am deemed a male, obviously, and, just as obviously, I am supposed to be a male who is woefully insufficient in sexual organ dimension.

Today's suggestions, not unlike any other day's contributions, are:

Do not be loser change your male device size

Don't be shame because of your male device size

Change your sexual life enlarge your machine size

You have possiblity to become real man

To be well hung is now stylish

Huge size to please your lassie (I'm hoping they aren't talking about the dog)

Give your body an unusual upgrade for New Year!

Special New Year offer for penis enlargement

Don't miss out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Year!

The most effective remedy for your dik

Now, regardless of spelling and punctuation errors, they all offer the same thing. Actually, I'm a little surprised today due to the fact that they've almost all removed the word penis. Prior to today, they ALL contained that word or some slang term we've probably all heard at one time or another.

Unfortunately, the ones I'm referring to have come through my work email because some person on the network decided to download, open, or view a file or site they shouldn't have. At least my personal email recognizes 99.5% of them and removes them as trash so that I don't have to wade through them to get to the important stuff. Because our work email is "popped" into our Outlook folders, I have no hope of receiving less of these unless corporate does something within their own network email system. Actually, they seem to just get more numerous each day.

Oh well, at least they offer a reason to laugh, if nothing else.

Perhaps it's a good thing they aren't targeting the correct sex or I might get a complex.